You guys got lucky this year... Michael gave you the heads up that over the next couple of days, he's going to be posting hundreds of photos of people you never cared to see, posing in awkward positions with other people they hardly know. I've been sucked into that paradox a few times in my day, and let me tell you, there is no greater shame than seeing yourself hugged up on some dude from the clothing industry on some streetwear blog. Aside from that though, Magic is a great place for ugly people to get laid outside of there trip to Adolita's during ASR weekend. Yadadamean?
On the real though, Magic is all about business. I mean, it isn't really at all, but the people at the top of the ladder would most certainly like you to think along those lines. Check out this list of no no's Allen sent out just days ago in lieu of this week's events...

1. drinking or smoking (alcohol)
2. horseplay or raucous behavior
3. Fighting
4. Homosexual humor
5. Loitering in or around the booth
6. Sleeping in the booth
7. Eating (to be confined to eating area)
8. Use of drugs
9. Arriving late without notification
10. Arriving for work inebriated (drunk) or under the influence
11. Sexual Harrassment or sexual content (pornography)
12. Conversations about drugs, sex, or explicit content

The funniest thing about this list is that I am absolutely positive Allen himself won't make it 15 minutes before he's broken every god damn one of his own commandments. Atleast number 4 is a relief... He was just joking Lunch, he was just joking.

Now, back to what this blog and Magic have absolutely nothing to do with... Ricky Fox!