Whenever I get myself into a jam, I ask myself what Raekwon would do if he was in my position. That's why I'm always getting sued. Rae was in the Wu Tang you know. They aight...

While we're on the subject of the Wu, let me present to you this little gem. First and foremost, I lost my virginity to Triumph when I was 15. The whole thing started and ended before we even made it to UGod's verse. He sucked anyways. RZA however was worth listening to, be it for the beats or the pure lyrical entertainment value. Back in the days of Gravediggaz, RZA was on some earthy scientific blood shit, as demonstrated in this fine two bar segment

" Fucking up the tracks like the Fist of the White Lotus
Catch a triptychnosis
If you ever try to smoke this
Grave-digga! "

Then later on the second Wu full length, RZA let's us all know that his "dick has been sucked by the finest lips." That's why I like RZA... You never know what he's gonna say, or really even what the fuck he's talking about. Oh shit though, did you know that he invented Serato? Well I mean, not the actual Serato, but defnitely something that involved Atari... It's better.