We're all a little scared that Michael has lost his mind in China. His latest blog entries have just been photographs of Kentucky Fried Chicken and Chinese beef platters. His captions have become senseless ramblings. To make the glass half full however, we're celebrating Michael's worst three blogs of the week!

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"Always good in the morning. Two eggs in the morning... leads TO a good day... .. . .. ... Get it?... Get it? Shit..."

No... I don't get it. I guess there is some correlation between the number "2" and the word "to"??? Would anyone on the planet find this comical? If there is someone out there in internet land that can prove to me that they thought that paradox of Michael's international dementia was funny, I'll send you a Tshirt. I want an actual YouTube video of you reading it and laughing, and don't try and fake it, cause I am trained to detect such fallacy... And to smell fear.

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"I didn't expect a lot of people in such a small town, but there were skyscrappers and McDonalds... Yes, McDonalds."

LULZ! Did homie just call China a small town? Better yet, did he just say he didn't expect a lot of people there? Mikey... China is smaller than the US but has 5 times the population. Some of those skyscrapers are actually single family homes.

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"Shilong sort of looks like NYC's Time Square on a rainy day at night, well.. to me"

Oh snap! Read that shit to yourself several times. The paradoxical blather is mind bogglingly blasphemous! Come home Michael... We're concerned.