I don't know this guy, neither do you, but every one of you that has ever touched AIM, E-MAIL, or anything INTERNET needs to pay homage to Scott E. Halfman. Why you ask?

Well, on this day, but in 1982 @ 11:44am, Mr. Halfman created the very first emoticon happy face. The hell? They had computers back then?? Anyways, let us all give it up to Santa Claus' little brother for such a creation,...

Here's a :-) to you big guy!

Personally, I think this is HUGE. Because of him, we now have,...

:-D - Big Smile
;-) - Winky Time
:-P - Oral
<3 - For all the birds (as Isaiah aka Bubs, Icyburberry (his aim), Lispy Mittens, Roc Marion, or our sales rep would call them)
8====[) - Spaceship

SO HERE'S ANOTHER CONTEST!!!

Comment back on this blog with your FUNNIEST EMOTICON, and the winner will get a free T-SHIRT and eternally be plastered on our blog. There will be no time limit to this until I finally see something actually worthwhile.

Enjoy!

- Allen Doan is FOR THE HUNGRY!